Oscars 2018: Host Jimmy Kimmel plays it safe in opening monologue

Jimmy Kimmel has been praised as the âchill, happy host we neededâ in his second stint as the host of the 2018 Oscars.
The all-black red carpet parade at recent award ceremonies was missing but the sexual harassment awareness campaign #MeToo still had its moment.
Kimmel went straight to the heart of the sexual harassment campaign in a cutting opening monologue for the 90th Academy Awards on Sunday (US time) in Los Angeles.
âWhat happened with Harvey [Weinstein] and whatâs happening all over was long overdue,â he said.
âWe canât let bad behaviour slide any more ⌠if we are successful here, if we can work together to stop sexual harassment in the workplace, if we can do that, women will only have to deal with harassment all the time at every other place they go.â
To laughter from the star-studded audience, Kimmel said the Academyâs Oscar statuette was the No.1 man in show business.
âOscar is the most beloved and respected man in Hollywood. And thereâs a very good reason why. Just look at him. Keeps his hands where you can see them,â he said.
âNever says a rude word. And most importantly, no penis at all! He is literally a statue of limitations.â
He had opened by referencing last yearâs infamous mix-up â when La La Land was announced as Best Picture winner instead of the real winner, Moonlight.
âThe producers asked me if I wanted to do some comedy with the accountants and I said ânahâ ⌠So then the accountants went ahead and did comedy on their own,â Kimmel said on the 2017 gaffe.
âThis year, [they] said, and I quote, âour singular focus will be on the show and delivering the correct envelopesâ. Which does make sense. Just out of curiosity, though, what was your focus the other 89 years?â
He also advised nominees:Â âThis year when you hear your name called, donât get up right away. Give us a minute, we donât want another thing. What happened last year was unfortunate.â
To cheering and applause, he said #MeToo and Timeâs Up were signs of long-awaited positive change.
âI remember a time when the major studios didnât believe a woman or a minority could open a super hero movie,â he said.
âThe reason I remember that time was because it was March of last year.â
There was more clapping for the many nominees Kimmel said had shattered glass ceilings (âif you were a nominee tonight who isnât making history, shame on youâ). They included Best Director nominee Greta Gerwig, Get Out director and writer Jordan Peele and young Best Supporting Actor nominee Timothee Chalamet.
US President Donald Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence came in for a couple of swipes â âWe donât make films like Call Me By Your Name for money. We make them to upset Mike Penceâ â as did soon-to-be-former White House Director of Communications, Hope Hicks.
âIf the last two years have taught us anything, itâs that reality can be depressing. But tonightâs nominated documentaries show us that were there is darkness, thereâs also hope,â Kimmel said.
âExcept at the White House. Hope quit on Wednesday.â
Kimmel finished with a warning for the nightâs winners. There was a long show ahead, so there would be a prize for the winner who made the shortest speech.
âWhy waste precious time thanking your mum when you could be taking her for the ride of her life on a brand-new jet-ski?â he said.
âThis is not a joke. I will be timing you. I have a stopwatch.â
Later in the night he introduced the added incentive of a trip to Arizonaâs Lake Havasu, where it was said the winner could give their new jet-ski a good workout.
At the end of the ceremony, Mark Bridges (who won the Oscar for costume design for Phantom Thread) was named the new owner of the jet-ski â his speech having lasted just 36 seconds. He was wheeled onto stage aboard his new pride and joy, clad in a life jacket and with Helen Mirren riding shotgun.
Kimmel also played nice guy to attendees by equipping each seat with a lunch box full of snacks and a handwritten note letting them know a donation to the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank had been made on their behalf.
.@jimmykimmel has #Oscars snacks for guests! V grateful for this lunchbox that was under my seat. Inside: a granola bar, candy, chips and a note đđź pic.twitter.com/7fDBDo4Has
â Carly Mallenbaum (@ThatGirlCarly) March 5, 2018
At a break in the ceremony, meanwhile, Kimmel led a group of stars â Australiaâs Margot Robbie and Gal Gadot, Armie Hammer, Guillermo del Toro, Lin Manuel Miranda and Lupita Nyongâo â across the road to a cinema to interrupt a screening of A Wrinkle in Time.
The filmgoers whooped and shouted as the Oscars interlopers fired hot dogs into the crowd and handed out snacks. Kimmel then asked one audience member to introduce the next presenter.








