No skill is useless on a Twitter resume
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Searching for a job but not entirely sure how to market yourself?
Twitter comedians may not exactly have the answer, but they have got some pretty good suggestions.
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#MyUselessResumeSkills hit the top 10 trends on Thursday, spawning a myriad of responses, from proving dedication through an ability to watch an entire Netflix season in one day to making the perfect slice of toast.
“Able to leap small office waste bins in a single bound (sometimes two),” wrote Orlando Jones.
“I’m highly dedicated. I can finish an entire season of a show in two days or less,” Sarah wrote.
See more of the fun below.
#MyUselessResumeSkills VERY productive and dedicated. Can be on bed or couch and watch a Netflix show ALL seasons in 1 day, or something.
— Kaung Ko (@kaungko) July 30, 2015
I do a great impression of a hot dog: #MyUselessResumeSkills pic.twitter.com/uKYRYMsNw1 — Greg (@GregGonsky) July 30, 2015
Proficient in Flappybird. #MyUselessResumeSkills
— Ian Terry (@TulaneTerry) July 30, 2015
Making an awkward situation far more awkward than it had to be. #MyUselessResumeSkills — Tatted Nurse (@Tatted_Nurse) July 30, 2015
Knowing every lyric of RENT #MyUselessResumeSkills
— Broadway Spotted (@BroadwaySpotted) July 30, 2015
Can say the alphabet backwards and forwards #MyUselessResumeSkills
— Heath (@hdtorch) July 30, 2015
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