Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop arrested again

A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop has been arrested for assaulting police officers and causing mischief. Zoppitybop-bop-bop attacked Washington officers with a pen and tried to take a gun after they were called to a local college library where he was tearing down flyers. It took three Tasers and a stun gun to get him under control. Read more

UK police considering using anti-drone birds

London’s Metropolitan Police are investigating the benefits of training eagles to attack and ground rogue personal drones. The idea was inspired by Dutch trials and at least one case of prisoners drugs and other items via drones. Some animal rights groups say it shouldn’t be done as the eagles could be injured by the propellers. Read more

Florida man throws alligator into restaurant

A 23-year-old man has been charged after throwing a metre-long alligator through a drive-through window at a Wendy’s fast food restaurant. The man had lured the reptile into his truck, and decided to prank a friend working at the Wendy’s by tossing it into the building after receiving his ordered drink. Read more

The cheesiest Valentine’s Day gift

Doritos Canada is selling ketchup flavoured chips that can be transformed into a bouquet of flowers. The product’s website features instructions on how to transform the tasty treat into a romantic gift for your significant other. The company reportedly offered free bouquets to customers but they were snapped up within hours of the product’s launch. Read more

Man blames drink-driving offence on beer-battered fish

A man in the US has reportedly blamed his 10th DUI offence on eating beer-battered fish. John Przybyla, 76, gave the excuse to the deputy who pulled him over in 2014. According to media reports, he now faces up to twelve-and-a-half years in prison after he was convicted guilty by a jury. Read more