US woman Sylvia Driskell, 66, has attempted to sue the world’s “lewd” homosexuals for infringing on the constitutional rights of God and Jesus.

Ms Driskell’s handwritten submission to a court in her home state of Nebraska has since gone viral online.

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In its seven pages, the older woman, who was not represented by a lawyer, wanted the court to declare gay sex a “sin”.

“Your honor, I’ve heard the boasting of the defendant: the homosexuals on the world news; from the young, to the old; to the rich and famous; how they were tired of hiding in the closet, and how glad they are to be coming out of the closet,” Ms Driskell rambled.

The case is likely to be dismissed, a legal expert told Vice News.