Advertisement

The weirdest Valentines gift ever?

Australian website Gift It Now is offering ladies the chance to order free “Jealousy cards” to be delivered to them on February 12th, just before Valentine’s Day. Women can sign up to have a hunky anonymous admirer named ‘George Valentine’ deliver a romantic message to their mailbox or Facebook wall to get their husband, boyfriend or partner’s attention.

George, whose fake Facebook profile is filled with hunky photos, has a wooing method and physical appearance perfectly engineered to ignite the fires of jealous rage in your partner’s heart.

George Valentine's fake Facebook profile. Sexy, no?

George Valentine’s fake Facebook profile. Sexy, no?

The idea is that, upon seeing their competition, male counterparts will run out the door and buy up big at the florist and chocolate store rather than, you know, asking their wife/girlfriend who the hell this imposter Casanova is.

An estimated 500 cards will be sent to women who are so desperate for tender love and devotion that they are willing to dabble in a little white lie.

This could be the most genius idea ever, prompting sales in the David Jones lingerie section to skyrocket, or it might be the reason for the breakdown of several relationships. On the other hand, you and your partner might be able to laugh about this silly ploy later.

If he’s willing to overlook your temporary insanity.

Advertisement
Stay informed, daily
A FREE subscription to The New Daily arrives every morning and evening.
The New Daily is a trusted source of national news and information and is provided free for all Australians. Read our editorial charter.
Copyright © 2024 The New Daily.
All rights reserved.