Golden Globes wrap: Winners and highlights
Winners
Best Motion Picture, Drama: 12 Years a Slave
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Best Director – Motion Picture: Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture: Spike Jonze, Her
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: American Hustle
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: Amy Adams, American Hustle
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Animated Feature Film: Frozen
Best Foreign Language Film: The Great Beauty (Italy)
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture: Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Original Score – Motion Picture: Alex Ebert, All Is Lost
Best Original Song – Motion Picture: “Ordinary Love,” Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Best TV Series, Drama: Breaking Bad
Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Robin Wright, House of Cards
Best Actor in a TV series, Drama: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Best TV Series, Comedy: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy: Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Actor in a TV Series, Comedy: Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Miniseries or TV Movie: Behind the Candelabra
Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake
Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie: Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie: Jon Voight, Ray Donovan
Cecil B. DeMille Award: Woody Allen
Highlights
Jennifer Lawrence creeping up behind Taylor Swift’s interview
Elisabeth Moss giving the finger to E!’s mani cam
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s opening monologue
They killed it. Steering clear of too much smut, they playfully teased pretty much everyone in the room from Martin Scorcese to Jonah Hill.
On Matt Damon: “Any other night you would be a big deal but tonight you’re basically just a garbage person.”
Amy Poehler: “Amy Poehler is here tonight, let’s see her!” (Cuts to shot of Jennifer Lawrence) “Radiant!”
On Gravity: “A film about how George Clooney would rather float off into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age.”
On Wolf of Wall Street: “If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I would go to one of Jonah Hill’s pool parties.”
Amy Poehler: “Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.”
Tina Fey: “We will have the show done in three hours or, as Martin Scorsese calls it, Act One.”
On Her: “It takes place in the not so distant future which is perfect because so does Joaquin Phoenix.”
Tina Fey: “The Black List is who is invited to my room later tonight. I’m talking to you, Somali pirates. I am the captain now.”
Jacqueline Bisset’s speech
Success or hot mess? After taking what seemed like forever to make it to the stage, Bisset’s speech was all over the place and she refused to leave the stage when the music started to play.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Smoking an electronic cigarette, Louis-Dreyfus rejected Reese Witherspoon’s polite requests for a photo and was later seen downing a hotdog.
Aaron Paul’s acceptance speech
Tina Fey’s adult son from a previous relationship, Randy (aka Amy Poehler)
Poehler wore a wig and pretended to be Fey’s teenage son, this year’s Mr Golden Globe. After complaining that “Jacqueline Bisset is backstage bothering me”, Randy proceeded to head into the audience searching for his anonymous father. When he pointed to Harvey Weinstein, Fey simply nodded.
Emma Thompson presenting
Feigning intoxication, Thompson complained about her Christian Louboutin shoes and brought her cocktail on stage.
Bono and Amy Poehler hooking up
Tina Fey welcoming Leonardo DiCaprio to the stage:
Like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!