Paltrow says we should ‘steam clean’ our privates
Gwyneth Paltrow has once again proven she is completely out of touch with reality by suggesting “steam cleansing” your nether regions is the next big wellness trend.
In a post on her lifestyle website Goop, the 42-year-old actress cum lifestyle ‘guru’ recommends a Korean spa in Los Angeles specialising in the female anatomy.
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“Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies,” the actress writes, before going into extreme detail.
“The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.”
Yes, you read that right.
According to Paltrow the treatment is more than “just a steam douche”, it’s “an energetic release”.
“It … balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it.”
This isn’t the first time Paltrow has misspoken.
In the past, she has overshared details about her bikini waxing regime, compared the experience of fame to “being at war” and argued that water has feelings.
Possibly one of her most awkward moments was when she claimed her job was harder than that of most working mothers, prompting widespread backlash from single parents everywhere.
We doubt they’ll be heading to Tikkun Spa anytime soon.