Jaden, 16, and Willow Smith, 14, have been revealed as the world’s biggest tosser teenagers.

The home-schooled, privileged pair have recently been interviewed by The New York Times‘ T Magazine, and have spoken about their spiritual and educational enlightenment, out of the US school system.

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The offspring of early 1990s and noughties action hero Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have had a charmed life, with both to release albums in the coming months.

But while they may be studying Quantam physics in the spare time, these two aren’t a scratch on kids in the real world.

On school: 

JADEN: Here’s the deal: School is not authentic because it ends. It’s not true, it’s not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to … Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they’re so tired.

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

WILLOW: I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, “Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.” But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.

And on Prana energy (the sun’s supposedly cosmic energy that connects all the elements of the universe):

JADEN: When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That’s because energy is coming through their body, up and down.

WILLOW: Prana energy.

JADEN: It’s prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember.

WILLOW: When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world.

In short, this interview is a cross between this:

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